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Posted at 16/07/2013, 21:49
#202731

sharks! tornado! 'nuff said!
super tornados suck sharks up from the ocean floor,
hurling them around los angeles. we're not in
kansas anymore, toto!

http://www.tvrage.com/shows/id-36633
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/sharknado
http://www................imdb.com/title/tt2724064/
http://www................syfy.com/movies/sharknado

Posted at 16/07/2013, 22:46
#202733
god no.
Posted at 16/07/2013, 22:58
#202734
i had the pleasure of watching it - the best movie of 2013! don't miss it, if for the production
values alone!
Posted at 16/07/2013, 23:39
#202737
isnt it by tarantino?

this is another fine example of a great hollywood film
along with when midgets attack, im sorry "midget zombie takeover"

both dumb and unnecessary to see
Posted at 16/07/2013, 23:54
#202738
bwahahahaa....i would really like to meet the writer/writers who wrote the script for this !!
Posted at 17/07/2013, 00:18
#202739
i never thought "battlefield earth" was masterpiece, but "sharknado" forces humanity to redefine the
word "bad"!

dinosaurs did not die because of asteroid impact, climate change or any other natural disaster.
they experienced something far more horrible. they made "saurnado", saw the result and promptly
committed suicide.
"saurnado" made "battlefield earth" look like a beautiful art which should have won every oscar ever
given.
"sharknado" is much, much worse. it's worst film ever made in all possible histories of multiverse.
it has absolutely no redeeming qualities. it's not joke, just bad. it's not "so bad it's good",
because it's worse.
even excuse of "it's ending at some point" is completely ruined, because to end, it has to start.
all of multiverse should immediately cease to exist because of shame and guilt acquired by creation
of this film.

"ooh, our film get trashed? let's say it's intentional and the movie is just camp! maybe someone
buys it..."

the
Posted at 17/07/2013, 01:48
#202741
✎ Quote by tattoo79
bwahahahaa....i would really like to meet the writer/writers who wrote the script for
this !!


i would then like to smack the doofus in the head who gave this a green light! what a waste of
space.
Posted at 17/07/2013, 01:59
#202742
this is a new panicle (nadir?) of the b grade movies. it is full of bad references to other movies such as
"jaws" with the line "we are going to need a bigger copter" (that was shown in the trailer so i hope not a
spoiler).

there was a guy involved making many of these types of movies who said something along the lines of
"highschool guys will pay to see movies with screaming topless women and their girlfriends will come along
too. their younger siblings will want to watch and also pay for a ticket". that may have been from the
book "how i made a hundred movies in hollywood and never lost a dime"

if you hated sharktopus or piranha 3d, you will hate this one too.
Posted at 17/07/2013, 03:32
#202747
this movie is actually kind of incredible in it's own way.
Posted at 17/07/2013, 04:13
#202748
sad to say i watched this. some parts were so silly you couldn't even laugh. now who do i go to so as
to get that lost time back. ha ha

and to ando

it's kind of incredible that it was made at all
Posted at 17/07/2013, 07:42
#202753
bin laden was so shocked after watching this that when the seals came to get him he really didn't give a
shit anymore
Posted at 17/07/2013, 11:02
#202757
reading the wiki link above was enough for me.

and then there was this...

sequel[edit]

as of july 2013, syfy has announced that they have ordered a sequel to sharknado. it is said that
audiences will see flying sharks invading new york city.[14]
Posted at 17/07/2013, 17:29
#202767
theres bad
theres really bad
theres unwatchable

this is so bad that it doesnt qualify for any of the above...

i usually enjoy b films, but im just at a loss for words how crap this is...
30% of the movie is shot from inside a car thats obviously not moving.
highlights of the film include : the poor acting, the blatant disregard for laws of physics, borrowing (or
stealing) real fotage of storms or disaster areas, massive amounts of water appearing and suddenly
disappear at the end of scenes.

Posted at 17/07/2013, 20:58
#202773
after reading the comments i just need to see it
(hopefully i don't need a shrink ore something afterwards 😛)
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