Larry King gets to interview Paris Hilton

hopefully we will see her afterwards naked at big brother...

unless larry king is going to smack her in the face with a fire axe, then i
shall entirely fail to give a fuck about this.

i wish we could get people to understand the more they give attention to sluts
like this the worse their behaviour will become, its a sad world we live in.

i wonder if it should be rephrased \"larry king has to interview paris
hilton\"?

\"...gets to interview paris hilton\" seems to imply that she has something to
say which he might find interesting.


now if it was \"...lick paris hilton\" then that might be a \"gets to\"
instead of a \"has to\" proposition. particularly at larry\'s age.

for a biblical tenth of that amount, i could be persuaded to watch it.
as a purgatory rehearsal..

how do you know? according to a cnn spokesperson she isn't getting a dime.

didnt she get the full 45 days, because of her fake illness(besides the obvious
fact that she needs to be amputated from this planet)?

well, i think sooner or later she

we can only hope

i thought she was going to as well, but i guess not.

i wonder, if larry put his ear to her head....would he hear the ocean? or
that annoying song from the 80's "i'm a blonde"....?

please. i pray that the laws of natural selection will soon find out where
she is and take care of her once and for all....hell, take her sister with
her, and that damned nicole richie too. make it a hat trick.