Just for the hell of IT

no. i really don't.

but i'm going to anyway, you sneaky bastard. 🙂

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before my leg was amputated i had a post operation experience with leeches.

a girl on the same ward (opposite end, obviously) was having a similar procedure
and was petrified and so i was wheeled down to go through it with her and,
basically, hold her hand.

everything was going fine until one of the leeches bolted up her inner thigh,
making it's way towards her gash.

i've seen panic in many peoples eyes (make of that what you will), but never
anything like some bird ripping her skirt off for the fear that a leech was
about to disappear up her snatch.

that was sixteen years ago but watching that ad just brought it all back.

thanks scifi.

while you are there, may as well indulge

ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syzs7vjaalq&feature=related

and this one's pretty cool


ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc6u7_-begc

no number of beer ads will give me the mental flush i need right now!

i've just found a bottle of sherry at the back of the cupboard so that's going
to have to do.

dorny is a dick? who would have known 😛

as for the leeches up the snatch.....i'm going to have nightmares for the rest
of my life! thanks sooooo much for that one ☹️

lucky i have a soft spot for you ;p
(i'm asking for trouble with that one, arent' i!)

if it was anyone but you i'd have been on that "soft spot" remark like a tiger
on a magician!

having trapsed into your thread and given you fodder for nightmares, all i can
do is apologise profusely, and now wander off into other peoples threads and do
the same.

life's all about balance. 😉

i love tigers 🙂

i think i have found some new friends. although they don't really know it yet.
they go by the name of jeanlucpicard (just by the name makes him good in my
eyes) and chichipio (i love your work).
i must go and recruit them for our little 'club'.
but i've just got to figure out how to weed out the unwanteds???? hmmmmm.
dilemma's galore.

good call.

you have a good eye for "talent".

tigers? looking at them or watching them rip magicians open? just out of
morbid curiosity?

hmmm. i'll have a good think about that one and get back to you.
but my first instinct is to answer 'both'. 🙂

just when i think you're getting all mellow you reinforce my faith in humanity
by putting a tick in the box:

likes to see a magicians throat being ripped open. 🙂

now i can relax.

when you bring chichipio in you might want to offer the basic advice:

a. ease up a bit. going hell for leather at every troll you stumble across
will just give you carple tunnel syndrome... we've all been there.

b. set up a notebook of pat replies to really idiotic questions so that you can
cut, paste and edit at will.

c. steel yourself for lost. you won't believe the number of muppets that get
kicked up out of the undergrowth when that starts.

lol. i thought i'd drop by and say howdy, just because i like how it sounds.

aydin had told me of this thread before, but at the time you were talking of
doing sarah palin and then about genitalia psychology, so i decided to wait.
great stuff, though.

rt thanks for the advice, will do. i think troll.hunting.lines.txt is an easy
enough to remember title 😛

glad to have been of service.

you should know that not all discussions on this thread end up in pools of sex
and genitalia... well not all of them! 😉

we have tigers and gore as well.

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and, of course, vegemite!

now that we're back on the vegemite saga, how did you find it, aydin? last i
remember you broke your first jar, and were awaiting the replacement. mind goes
a bit foggy after that. maybe it's age, maybe it's the kids wearing me ragged.
or maybe it's my rekindled fascination with vampires. hmmm. can't tell. must
go to bed now and dream about edward. damn i wish i was bella. i really need
to read the next book to get my fix 😛 i'll just dream that edward looks like
'henry' from blood ties. that should do the trick 😉

ps. welcome, dear chichipio.
(one down, one to go. do i have to beg or something????? )

vegemite to marmite. yeah i can see that.

werewolves to vampires. once again no problem. i can see the development of
that line of thought.

vegemite to vampires. no, i'm sorry, but as hard as try you've completely lost
me on that one.

while it's not a nice thing to wish on anyone, i am, at this point, hoping that
it's your mind that's playing tricks and not mine. 🙂

meaning: i have been very preoccupied lately with reading.......

now i've got a mental (in both senses of the word) image of a crazy woman hiding
in the back of a cupboard reading by candlelight, whilst licking vegemite off
her glistening fangs.

what the hell is wrong with me. oh, right, yeah, of course, i've run out of
booze. well that's me away to the off-licence.

catch you later, you crazy kids.